Waiting in Wal-Mart for my covid shot

W henever I go to a Wal-Mart to pick up a prescription, I am reminded that what you save there you eventually surrender in dignity. But it happened to be the first place with available appointments for the Covid vaccine, so my vigilant wife arose early and booked it online. When I arrived at the appointed hour, a number of lines had already formed in front of the understaffed pharmacy counter. In the middle were eight chairs arranged in parallel rows, like a pretend bus. These chairs were supposedly reserved for those who had just gotten the vaccine and were waiting the required 15 minutes to see whether it would kill them or not. But I am a cynical man, and I suspected most of the sitters had been there awhile and were just taking a load off. The standing lines were comingled with people dropping off prescriptions, or picking up prescriptions, or waiting for the vaccine. No one seemed sure which line was which. My personal rule of thumb is that whenever there is more ...